insane/unique/simplyME

Jun 26
timeisnevertimeatall:

sherlockcat:

mal-luck:

perfectwrongturn:

plenty-o-heathen:

The kind you do NOT FUCK WITH

HAHahahahahaha I do this! But that’s just because the beep is very loud in the middle of the night and I don’t want to wake people up.

I do this because I like to pretend I’m defusing a bomb at the last second.

I do this for two reasons:  1) I cannot stand the sound it makes.  2)  It irritates my husband a great deal.  
I told him I’ll stop leaving time on it if he’ll stop leaving pop tart crumbs in/around it that I constantly have to clean up.   I’m still leaving time on the microwave, obviously.

Bold.

timeisnevertimeatall:

sherlockcat:

mal-luck:

perfectwrongturn:

plenty-o-heathen:

The kind you do NOT FUCK WITH

HAHahahahahaha I do this! But that’s just because the beep is very loud in the middle of the night and I don’t want to wake people up.

I do this because I like to pretend I’m defusing a bomb at the last second.

I do this for two reasons:  1) I cannot stand the sound it makes.  2)  It irritates my husband a great deal.  

I told him I’ll stop leaving time on it if he’ll stop leaving pop tart crumbs in/around it that I constantly have to clean up.   I’m still leaving time on the microwave, obviously.

Bold.

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  7. squidbit reblogged this from dermot-odreary and added:
    ^This, but I always feel the need to press the clear button, which makes a beeping noise also, so it’s kind of...
  8. dustinmathisen reblogged this from zombiethebob and added:
    I stop it at 0:01 and then hit the clear button. I can’t stand having cook time on the microwave. Even though I never...
  9. zombiethebob reblogged this from dermot-odreary and added:
    ^Exactly.
  10. dermot-odreary reblogged this from moralitea and added:
    I leave 1 second if it’s the middle of the night so it doesn’t do that high pitched stupid beeping at the end.
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    ummmm me
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  16. ahoycalicojack reblogged this from darkinternalthoughts and added:
    I do this because it makes me feel like I’m diffusing a bomb. Man…
  17. basedceerex reblogged this from plaidassmofo and added:
    Doing this is a fresh load of horse hooey, and it needs to stop. At least press cancel when you get your stuff out,...
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  20. naut1calnomad reblogged this from poster-ofagirl and added:
    I do it just so it doesn’t beep.
  21. sirrobin126 reblogged this from livingrosencrantz and added:
    YOU’RE ALL INSANE!!! If you press it before the beep, which I can understand, you have to press clear…CLEAR!!!
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    You have children. You want them to sleep whilst you enjoy coffee and tumblr. You want them to sleep whilst you go back...
  24. livingrosencrantz reblogged this from poster-ofagirl and added:
    Me
  25. stormaggeddondarklordofall reblogged this from found-on-the-internet and added:
    THIS!!! I’ve been defusing imaginary bombs for years!
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