Jun 26
The kind you do NOT FUCK WITH
HAHahahahahaha I do this! But that’s just because the beep is very loud in the middle of the night and I don’t want to wake people up.
I do this because I like to pretend I’m defusing a bomb at the last second.
I do this for two reasons: 1) I cannot stand the sound it makes. 2) It irritates my husband a great deal.
I told him I’ll stop leaving time on it if he’ll stop leaving pop tart crumbs in/around it that I constantly have to clean up. I’m still leaving time on the microwave, obviously.
Bold.
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^This, but I always feel the need to press the clear button, which makes a beeping noise also, so it’s kind of...
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I stop it at 0:01 and then hit the clear button. I can’t stand having cook time on the microwave. Even though I never...
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zombiethebob reblogged this from dermot-odreary and added:
^Exactly.
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I leave 1 second if it’s the middle of the night so it doesn’t do that high pitched stupid beeping at the end.
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ummmm me
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I do this because it makes me feel like I’m diffusing a bomb. Man…
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Doing this is a fresh load of horse hooey, and it needs to stop. At least press cancel when you get your stuff out,...
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I do it just so it doesn’t beep.
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YOU’RE ALL INSANE!!! If you press it before the beep, which I can understand, you have to press clear…CLEAR!!!
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You have children. You want them to sleep whilst you enjoy coffee and tumblr. You want them to sleep whilst you go back...
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Me
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stormaggeddondarklordofall reblogged this from found-on-the-internet and added:
THIS!!! I’ve been defusing imaginary bombs for years!
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