Looking for somewhere fun to go tomorrow night?
Come grab a bite to eat at Hamburger Mary’s in Ybor and enjoy their weekly talent show! Slammer Hard will be there puttin’ on a show hot enough to melt all your southern hearts ;-)

Hai there ;-)
I styled my hair today lol…
(look at those nonexistent muscles xD)
She's fucking kidding me right?
- Dad: You know Elton John is gonna be at the Amphitheater soon right?
- Me: Uh... Kay?
- Mom: He's gay, so you should be interested.
- Me: YES MOM BECAUSE ALL OF US GAYS LOVE ELTON JOHN.
- Mom: "Us" now?
- Me: WE ALL JUST FUCKING EAT UNICORN MEAT AND VOMIT RAINBOWS AND ANYONE FAMOUS WHO IS GAY IS OUR SAVIOR.
- Mom: That's enough. I want back my daughter before she became
- Me: You really don't want to finish that sentence.
- And then I walked out.
- I swear I'm gonna go insane tonight.
So this is my haircut that my mom freaked out about. Not even that different from what I had before, it just has layers now and is a bit thinner. It actually might look a bit more masculine but it might just be my being hopeful. I’m having a really bad day, I really don’t like being home, I wanted to wear my binder and pack today and I couldn’t. I guess I’m fine this summer if I don’t look down and don’t look in mirrors…… =\
Exhausted Chelsea is dead. Brb.
(Exhausted Chelsea is also not attractive so excuse my spam on your dash lol)
I’m bored, might as well post for topless Tuesday, even though this isn’t topless, it’s as topless as I’ll get online lol.
Just got back from McDonald’s
I now have a large coke and I’m watching The Secret Life of the American Teenager and not sleeping tonight. ^_^ I can’t believe this episode so far though omg.
Recap of the night I guess?
I asked a girl in my swing dancing class if she wanted to go to prom with me tonight, she said maybe, depending on if she had to do anything tonight. Yay! So Jacob and I are making glow in the dark tuxedo shirts and being twinsies =)
I had dinner at Suwannee with Jacob and Kitty after swing class. Suddenly the dining hall is using styrofoam plates and plastic utensils >.>
Jacob and I performed in our weekly show tonight. We did “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” together, and then he did the Jo Calderone version of “You and I” by himself a bit later in the night. It was fun, I love performing especially with him. It was a long night though. Came back to campus, had a late dinner at like midnight at Denny’s, and then spent like 2 hours getting rid of facial hair and hair gel and cleaning up and stuff. Twas fun.
Uploaded the videos to facebook, I’ll upload them to youtube and post them here soon, and then went to McDonald’s with my friend Cam. Overall a good night =)
